Bahlmann.us http://bahlmann.us Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:59:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en Free Ad Supported Television vs Paid no-ad Television http://bahlmann.us/2007/12/04/free-ad-supported-television-vs-paid-no-ad-television/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/12/04/free-ad-supported-television-vs-paid-no-ad-television/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:41:17 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=45 One of the biggest connondurumsComo Colocar Apuestas/Seleccin de Fichas al jugar Ruleta onlinePoner apuestas al jugar Ruleta online es aun ms simple que en un poker real porque el programa de un Casino online hace lo mejor para ayudarlo cuando al jugar de Ruleta online el jugador esta apostando. of subscription based television service business involves the question, “What is the value of the content with or without advertising?” Given the fact that consumers are increasingly given a choice of two or more subscription based television services, at what point will eyeballs be more important than basic subscriber numbers?The idea of a television service being offered by Satellite, Cable, or a telephone company that is 100% supported by ads isn’t as crazy as it sounds. In fact the origin of premium television channels was when the likes of HBO, Cinemax, and Showtime offered consumers an alternative to advertisement embedded programming by providing first run movies back to back - something that consumers gladly paid additionally for. However, slowly over the years, even these premium channels have become inundated with advertising. So, much so, that its pretty hard to tell whether you are tuned into a premium channel or an over the air channel.What does subscription television services buy you now days? We’ll, lets see…Greater selection - But not all service providers are the same. Some come with exclusive content you can’t buy from anyone else.Potentially better quality picture (which is less an issue with digital television channels) but the quality of HDTV on larger screens can differentiate one service from anotherNo BS factor (meaning, if something is wrong you have someone to complain to and hopefully fix it).And a whole lot of ads…While to their credit, some premium content still refrains from playing advertising during their programming (rather only in between programs) but this practice certainly isn’t practiced universally among premium content providers. As a result, there is this problem that is only getting bigger and bigger - Content that is getting increasingly expensive, such that service providers must charge for it - part by subscription and part by inserting ads into the content. As for the content, they must pay increasingly more for the rights to air associated content which means they must charge more for the distribution rights as well as insert ads. Each player in the distribution chain ends up having to insert ads to stay profitable.As the competition heats up, however the days of a $150/month television subscription will come to an end. Just like phone service has been reduced to just slightly above cost, the margin for providing television too will thin out. As it does, advertising will become the differentiator between running a profitable service and at best a break even service. When this happens, rather than if, the ability to target ads to individual subscribers will allow service providers to maximize whatever ad placements they have.A unique thing about target advertising is that no matter how big or how small an operator, you can still make more advertising money (2x+) by offering targeted advertising over standard ad zone based or broadcast ads.As this plays out, the value of each “target advertising” eyeball will be worth more to service providers than another thin margin consumer of services. So much so, I believe the first service provider who can fully implement targeted advertising “should” offer an optional “netzero” type of of video subscription service. In exchange for the consumer agreeing to target advertising (a KEY authorization that makes the subscriber’s associated RGU multiply many times over), they can get the service for free. Such a bold move, would not only build a strong base of video subscribers but also a growing captive audience for hugely profitable targeted ads. Having this large subscriber base would still provide opportunities for impulse buys such as Video on Demand (VoD), upgrades to premium (ad free content), or higher tiered sevice offerings - so the RGU element would still be there… only any ads to these RGU would be worth a multiple of what they are today.In Summary:Frankly, I believe the infestation of ads across subscription video services, actually provides an opportunity for a new service provider to offer consumers a choice of “free target ad supported content”, “premium ad free content”, and/or perhaps combinations of these for a lower subscription price. Simply substituting regular ads with pseudo targed ads that some vendors are promoting will fail to provide the “juice” advertisers buy-in required to charge a higher price. Not to mention, failing to obtain the subscriber’s explicit permission to agree to targeted ads is recepe for disaster. The key in my mind is still that of obtaining authorization. Call it the right of passage like franchise fees were in the past for cable services to a community, subscriber authorization is the right of passage that unlocks the true value of targeted avertising. Anything less is won’t command the higher price from advertisers nor will it properly shield operators from claims of privacy.
]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/12/04/free-ad-supported-television-vs-paid-no-ad-television/feed/ Remote Disk Imaging - OS Disk Isolation http://bahlmann.us/2007/11/02/remote-disk-imaging/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/11/02/remote-disk-imaging/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:22:36 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=44 As the risks of running a compromised personal computer (PC) becomes increasingly more expensive to individual computer users (from an identity management and administrative perspective), the day is fast approaching where every computer will come standard with not one, but two hard drives. One drive for the operating system (OS), and yet another for customer applications and data.The problem with modern day computers, is once they are manufactured and an initial OS is placed on them, they must be connected to the Internet before they can be updated. Even in the short duration of this update, an unprotected PC can quickly acquire numerous viruses negating some of the benefit of applying future updates to the PC’s OS. In various tests on the Internet, an unprotected PC can become infected in as few as 12 minutes but no longer than 20 minutes. Interestingly, ~20 minutes is about the amount of time required to complete an initial update of Microsoft Windows XP or Vista upon purchasing it new.Thereafter, the challenge of keeping the OS free of bots and viruses represents a near futile battle. Most virus software is at best only 60-70% effective. In light of this, how does the average person keep their PC free of viruses and bots. First way is to have extensive protection on email - the principle transport of viruses.The other way would be for the PC to have two disk drives. One drive for the OS, and the other for the user applications and all their data.In this way, the image of the principle drive (containing the OS) could be backed up such that if it ever did get infected, the user could easily restore their original factory image without changing their applications, configurations, or data. Similarly, a user’s data could be backed up separately such that this information could be more carefully screened for infectious material.Using OS disk isolution, would solve a great many things for PCs. Currently all applications and user data are woven together with the OS creating a honey pot that is very attractive to serious hackers. Essentially breaking a single PC’s defenses likely yields a significant portion of other PCs as well. If the OS were isolated from applications and user data (using two disk drives - one for OS and the other for user data and applications) a single OS update from Linux, Microsoft, or Apple would have significantly more impact that it currently does.The key is the separation of OS from user data and from the applications the user elects to install and use. Today, all these are co-mingled on a single disk drive making it increasingly complex to identify a virus or bot from an actual component of the OS - not to mention doing something about it (like removing it). In fact, the most damaging code looks harmless until all the pieces fall in place. There is also very little protection about what applications are run at start up or run when certain applications are launched. This would be easier if OS and all its associated applications where separate and distinct from user applications which arguably should be certified by the OS manufacturer before they can run on the OS. Just another way to keep foreign applications from gaining OS cycles.Having a remote image, could represent a single image for all computers that remains the same and could be updated by the OS developer (Apple, Linux, Microsoft, Sun, etc.). So, rather than providing initial access to the entire Internet, the default for NEW PCs would be to first “phone home” for their current remote disk image and update themselves to the absolute latest disk image (which contains all the latest patches etc.). Until they obtain this latest and greatest image, the PC would represent a closed shop (no active ports) and would be otherwise useless to the outside world. Upon upgrading its image, the PC’s disk image would look like any other image of any other PC out there, the PC would recognize its other hard drive and allow loading of 3rd party applications and user data. However, no other data or applications would be allowed to write to the OS disk. Only the OS manufacturer could update this disk.While such power given to the OS manufacturer is risky, it pales in comparison to the risk of co-mingling OS, applications, and user data as we all know what results when that happens. With great power comes great risk - so users must give up some control to get back some kind of security and OS stability.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/11/02/remote-disk-imaging/feed/ Sharing the wealth of future broadband services http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/25/sharing-the-wealth-of-future-broadband-services/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/25/sharing-the-wealth-of-future-broadband-services/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:51:04 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=43 It doesn’t take a genius to figure out how that selling broadband services is big business. But the landscape of selling broadband services in the future will look vastly different than it does currently or even in the past. While the use of standards has ignited broadband services growth, it has also fueled the success of patent pools as well as the business of inventing or buying patents that read on these standards or potential future standards.MPEG4 is just now coming into prominence, but already the “licensing” cost of doing business in MPEG4 is beginning to play out. Vendors and operators alike are finding that doing business with MPEG4 requires more than just equipment and know-how, but also technology licensing fees. Long gone are the days companies pioneered their own technologies which allowed operators to simply buy their equipment from Cisco or Motorola and deploy it.Today, the broadband service model is supported by critical standards that empower the industry to sell the latest volley of advanced services. However with building such equipment or operating a company that sells services using such equipment comes some degree of “subscribing” (so to speak) to standards inherent in the equipment or services.While the adherence and commitment to standards based technologies have brought about greater cost savings and economies of scale for manufacturers and operators alike, such savings may well come at the expense of increased exposure of such manufacturers and operators to additional licensing fees and suits. Certainly, the the publically announced use of such standards in products and service has made identifying such “use” much easier. As a strong proponent of standards, I’m troubled by the outlook of what such exposure will have on the advancement of not only standards in general but also broadband services that use them. Could this lead us back to an area where proprietary technology once again rules?It seems reasonable, that beyond basic connectivity and basic language of service integration which absolutely requires standards, all services cannot merely be of identical composition of one another (for competitive reasons). Rather, beyond these basic building blocks, they must largely be proprietary. Question is, for vendors, how proprietary can you get while on one level adhering to standards while customizing your product to meet individual operators desire to be “unique”?On the other hand, if no proprietary technology exists, can one or more standards define enough “flexibility” for vendors and operators to differentiate themselves to the point where a Verizon looks significantly different than AT&T, than BT, than Comcast, etc.? While clearly, near term this is the case, but long term I’m not so sure. I believe that once a dominant design materializes for offering broadband services which is superior and everyone adopts it, it will be the applications that differentiate services not the network or the content - as all that will be ubiquitous. Meanwhile, as new standards like IPv6 see wide spread adoption few differences will exist among broadband service providers.I draw an analogy of broadband services infancy the the power grid. In the early days, there was many different ways to do this, but eventually, a dominate design surfaced and it was quickly adopted. Now pretty much everyone uses that technology and the only thing that separates the small players from the large ones is the sheer scale. However from a users perspective the outlet, wires, and basic service look the same where ever you go - only the applications (what you plug in) is all the differentiates.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/25/sharing-the-wealth-of-future-broadband-services/feed/ Insurance Industry - Missed sales opportunity http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/13/insurance-industry-missed-sales-opportunity/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/13/insurance-industry-missed-sales-opportunity/#comments Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:56:18 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=42 An unbelievable story about an attempt to obtain insurance and the resulting botched attempts by multiple premiere insurance companies to correct the matter. Our resulting advice to those seeking life insurance to help you avoid fraud and get the greatest value for your hard working dollar.My wife and I wanted to purchase life insurance for our daughter, start a 529 savings account, and start a policy for my wife. As both my father and brother have made life long careers out of the insurance industry, I first contacted them to gather well respected advice. Both my dad and brother have sold me insurance in the past and if laws didn’t prohibit them from selling it to me again (albeit out of state), I would have just had my brother do the whole thing and be done with it. However, I couldn’t do this so my first option was to seek out the insurance company my brother works for - New York Life (NYL) . New York Life’s website is a mess, and contacting an agent is not straight forward. I ended up going through several levels of menus and then leaving an email clearly explaining my needs and including my full contact information. After waiting for 3 months with no answer, I went to the extent to leave a voice mail. However, 1 month later, I called my father to ask who else he would suggest I talk to in light of New York Life’s failure to return either my email or my voice mail. He suggested Northwest Mutual Life (NML) might be a good alternative - it was his experience that they were a good company with a long history in the business.Things started out great with Northwest Mutual Life , I was able to leave a voice mail for an agent who contacted me within a couple days. They guy who contacted me (Josh) seemed a little green on the phone and when we set up our first meeting he showed up with someone else (Trevor) who seemed to have a better understanding of things. After explaining exactly what I wanted, they proceeded to try to sell me other things. I stayed firm, and asked we proceed along the lines I requested. In the second meeting I asked that they bring all the materials they needed to complete the requested insurance and 529 accounts and I would make sure all parties were present to sign the documents to get things going.A week later, this meeting took place and we signed all the items, gave checks to the agents to start the policies and initially fund the 529. The agents made clear that the checks for the policies and 529 went to different places and thus needed to be two separate checks. My wife had blood drawn as required by the insurance and in the mean time Trevor called to ask how we wanted funds in the 529 account invested among some limited selection of funds. Some time later, the policies had all come back and the two agents presented the policies to us. We asked about the status of the 529 and they said all that was needed was to set up the automatic funding so we completed some form that allowed money to be drawn from our checking account to fund both the 529 and the policies. This form was completed at this time.A month later we heard from New York Life via email which asked how they could help us, albeit more than 6 months after we sent the email. I elected not to respond as it was a little late!A year later, I asked my wife if we had received any statements from Northwest Mutual Life. While we could see that they were drawing money from our checking account, we also noticed that it wasn’t the amount we specified. We also noticed that we had never received final paperwork from Northwest Mutual Life on the 529 for tax purposes. I called the phone number I had for our agent (Josh) and left a message. I ended up leaving successive messages for the agent over a few weeks but never hearfrom him - mean while Northwest Mutual Life continued to draw from our checking account. After over a month of not hearing back, I asked my father how to handle the matter. He had seen that some life insurance agents actually pocket initial checks and mislead customers so he encouraged me to contact the home office of Northwest Mutual Life immediately to ask for help. I did just that.The home office introduced me to the manager of the local branch office as well as transferred me to someone in Wisconsin to help resolve the 529 which seemed to be another matter.Turns out Trevor had now left the company, and while Josh was still with the company he was no longer taking calls and claimed to have no recollection of our talking to him or ever meeting us - which was strange as it was our impression that he was our “agent”. Northwest Mutual Life had no record of us ever requesting a 529 through these agents and because we paid $250 with a money order rather than a personal check we couldn’t show them a cancelled check for the down payment. Essentially this was Northwest Mutual Life’s way of saying, sorry but this is now your problem and we will not help you further.Northwest Mutual Life local branch office asked if there was anything else they could help us with - to which I suggested that a year end statement would be a good start. They said it was company policy to not send any statements to policy holders unless it was absolutely necessary. The three envelopes we received from Northwest Mutual Life during the last three years of the policy were all notices that our policies were being assigned to yet another new agent - we have had 3 agents in the past 3 years and have only received one account statement for the policy - but for that we had to beg.The only policy I have with Cuna Mutual which Josh and Trevor had a chuckle about when I presented it, sends out quarterly statements like clockwork.My advice to those seeking life insurance is to FIRST reach out to people you know. I would definitely NOT recommend Northwest Mutual Life. They call themselves the “quiet” company (perhaps because once you sign up with them you never hear from them again) and if you inquire about your purchase its hard to find anyone around who will admit they either know you or remembers helping you in the past. In my book, these guys still owe me $250 - yea Josh and Trevor, we are still waiting for our check back (please include interest from 2005).Some of the best insurance I’ve ever had is my current policy handed by Cuna Mutual and home, car, and term life insurance from a super State Farm agent in Saint Paul Minnesota (Chris Budzius). It is hard for me to believe that in a “pure” service industry like insurance that a company could get by with really poor customer service. While I believe there probably are super sales people who work for Northwest Mutual Life who have worked there for many years and never miss a beat in taking care of their customers. The problem is, with no quality control in hiring new agents, and no follow through at the home office you end up with overall very poor customer service throughout the company. Quality customer service cannot just be an individual thing that bubbles up to the top - rather it’s a corporate wide vision that is clearly evident in everything a company does.I’m surprised Northwest Mutual Life didn’t just make things right with us in spite of their agent and internal communications troubles. However, they pushed that responsibility onto me to find the source of the missed communication and fraud rather than taking any responsibility or initiative to find out what happened, correct their internal policies or educate their staff, and make good with the customer. I still may file a claim to the consumer protection agency on this matter.File a complaint to:Federal Trade Commission (Bureau of Consumer Protection)Note, individual states also have their own consumer protection agencies which could also be of use to you in similar matters.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/13/insurance-industry-missed-sales-opportunity/feed/ Big City “Busy” http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/12/big-city-busy/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/12/big-city-busy/#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:51:23 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=33 People in the big city are always “busy”. The city is a big place and there is lots to do, so what does it mean when people speak so much of being busy? Do they have multiple careers (a day and night job), are they completely remodeling their living space, do they have one or more kids who are involved with multiple extra curricular activities, or do they only have one job but are so junior they need to work 70 hour weeks. Would you be surprised if someone told you that a large majority of these “busy people” are single, have only one day job, and live in an apartment.Living in the big city certainly kicks ones “life speed” up a notch to the point where you seemingly are “very busy” but the question is “Busy doing what?” This is about what in the city consumes so much time to cause everyone to be so “busy.” The big city with all its attractions, theater, glitter, and meeting places is a huge time suck.Nothing happens quick in the city. In New York City for example, going from uptown to downtown can take anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes. Anywhere else, in 15-30 minutes you can be in a different town or go from the city to the country. In NYC, it takes you from one area with skyscrapers to another less than a mile away. So, its a “big deal” if you can save 5 minutes taking a taxi as opposed to taking the bus or train and saving $15. However, in most cases public transportation is faster, only less glamorous - so arriving in a taxi (from a class or style perspective) is better than just walking up. In fact if you even look as though you had to hurry to arrive on time you receive “style” points for still making it on time.Everything in the city is delivered. Dry cleaning is delivered, food of any type is delivered, even MacDonald’s delivers in the city. Because people want to save time, they have their groceries delivered. The same people can save time not cleaning up the kitchen if they have their food delivered.All this time it takes to get places has a big impact on when things happen. Few people in the city for example eat at 6:00 pm. In fact, if you want dinner reservations anywhere just ask for 6 pm and you you can get in (many places don’t even open until 6) you will have your pick of seating. The normal eating time in the city is after 7 pm and among young people it can be much later than that - 8 or 9 pm is very typical. Why so late? Because people are, well, “Busy.” They have to meet up for drinks after work, go home and find something to wear, walk their pet, buy groceries, or run some other errand. By the time all this gets done, its easily after 7 pm which is just enough time to rush somewhere to go eat.When people talk of living in the big city they are quick to point out all the obvious benefits: sites, theater, variety. Interestingly, if you ask many of these people when is the last play or museum they attended you would get the once in a blue moon response. I believe the tourists make up a great portion of the visitors to these attractions as the local residents either can’t afford it or can’t be bothered with going because it chews up too much time.Going out to meet friends is big and to most single people in the city, that activity makes up a large portion of their non-working hours. Going out with friends can be as simple as meeting some place different, going for a walk in some cool place, meeting in a bar you have heard good things about, or just talking on the phone or Internet when there is nothing interesting on.In the end, “busy” becomes more of a convenient excuse for the city’s ability to speed up time such that the precious hours each person has free each night after work magically evaporates in the midst of doing the simplest of things. Busy is the socially accepted excuse for people in the city to avoid meeting people they don’t like but are uncomfortable telling them as well ending an unwanted call or terminating an unwanted encounter.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/10/12/big-city-busy/feed/ IPTV Lull Foreseen in Coming 18 Months http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/27/iptv-lull-foreseen-in-coming-18-months/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/27/iptv-lull-foreseen-in-coming-18-months/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:40:06 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=41 Internet Protocol Television (IPTV) has been on a media blitz of late. It is the “current buzz” within the video as well as networking space and why not with projected 36 million subscribers by year 2009 (says MRG). Only with all these deployments of video services, can they all make money?The safe bet is that many IPTV service providers of today will find this service not only very expensive to initially deploy, but also increasingly expensive to maintain. My belief is that many initial IPTV services will find margins so tight that they will fail to claim enough market share to successfully compete and will end up shutting down within the next 18 months - thus flooding the market with fairly new and yet still usable equipment.Paying your competition?Unlike a pure data service or even a voice service (both of which telephone and municipalities know intimately and have good margins to work with), video service is a completely different animal. Offering video services means repackaging content (aggregation) so it means if you are mom and pop telephone company offering a new IPTV service a large portion of all your proceeds will go to the content owners leaving you with little extra to continue building out and improving your product to make it more competitive or unique within the marketplace. Due to consolidation within the cable industry, many new IPTV providers will actually be paying cable operators who own content they want to run on their network.Second round players will have the edgeAs these fire sales happen at IPTV early adopter service providers, the groups that buy up all this equipment on the cheap will be the ones to watch. Larger operators (who may also have the very same gear) would be wise to slow their orders as this time approaches. An operator who can get outfitted with IPTV headend, buy mass market content from HITS, NCTC, or some other larger content aggregator service provider could make a reasonable profit because of their much lower up front cost required to launch the service. Only they have to pinch pennies and be willing to continue to invest a bulk of their proceeds back into making the service better to stand a chance.The backlash of this lull will be hardest on equipment providers like IPTV STB manufacturers (which there are just way to many of right now) as well as those who manufacturer IPTV headend equipment who will have to endure 6-12 months of dwindling sales before this fire sale inventory clears out and makes way for new sales. Only, the new sales will come from those providers who stayed the course with IPTV - so early deals with smaller service providers are not likely to represent sustained growth. One could argue they represent misleading growth indicators that may backfire when these services fail.My point here, if there is one, is that offering video services are not for everyone and no matter how simple vendors make it, the business just cannot sustain that many service providers. The same goes for offering voice services or any other service.The real winners of IPTV roll-out is unquestionably the content providers. Instead of a handful of companies buying HBO, now you just doubled or even tripled demand for the same content. Once more, since these NEW service providers got to have it (instead of the other way around), there is less room for negotiation and more room for margin - and lots of it!]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/27/iptv-lull-foreseen-in-coming-18-months/feed/ Internet - Creating a virutal PC http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/26/internet-creating-a-virutal-pc/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/26/internet-creating-a-virutal-pc/#comments Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:44:34 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=36 It has been said that the Internet is becoming tomorrow’s Personal Computer (PC) operating system and in so doing allow individuals to maintain a variety of different means of accessing their virtual PC. Taking a stab at a support argument for the virtual PC while posing some questions about user data which will become a thorny issue well into the future.The virtual PC is less a pipe dream and more reality today. Thanks in part to advanced web programming like AJAX and ultra flexible style-sheets (CSS), a web page can come to life with nearly any feature of a full fledged application running on a fixed computer terminal. In spite of the naysayers, Application Service Providers (ASP) have been providing virtual applications to businesses since the late 1990s and the range of applications is rapidly expanding. Online services like SalesForce.com is a virtual sales application allowing companies to manage a large sales force and all its current and prospective customers and remote sales employees virtually - previously PC installed applications like ACT were how sales people kept track of sales leads and customer contacts but they lacked the integration with company operations and networking to be truly functional.While enterprise is increasingly abandoning physically installed applications on PCs in favor of virtual applications hosted on the Internet, the question becomes - at what point does the need for installing applications on a PC become outdated? One could easily argue that the PC is more portable, and because it is portable it doesn’t lend itself to a virtually hosted application service. So, having traditional applications installed on ones PC allows it to roam with all the capabilities it had when it was online, Right? Unfortunately, the answer to that is no!The Internet has become so ubiquitous, that many applications installed on your PC can’t help themselves from not wanting to extend their reach out into the Internet to provide even more functionality. In my opinion, the claim about the virtual applications not being completely portable and therefore not usable 100% of the time is bogus. Very few people take there PC’s on walkabouts, and if they do, chances are they will want Internet access where they are going.One could equate the same claim about the limitations of the electric car, its only limitation was that it only had a range of 100 miles (which was later doubled with new battery technology). However the limitation was said to limit people enough that they wouldn’t buy it. Interestingly, when a study was done on commuting, it was found that the average amount that US citizens commute with a car was only about 40 miles a day - less than one quarter of the eventual range of the electric car using the latest battery technology.So the point is, if you just look at the exceptions to the rule. The people who commute 250 miles a day. The electric car will never work for them. Why? Because they are in need of a reality check - why would anyone commute that far just to work someplace would be my question. Similarly, when you think of applications hosted remotely, it makes a lot of sense and saves a lot of real dollars to do this - again, because people can mostly count on the Internet being there (its like you are never that far away from a gas station - similarly, you are never that far away from the Internet).My question, has less to do with whether or not virtual PCs will work… Clearly they do, and they work very nicely. My question is where will they store the data. Will virtual applications be consolidate user data under one roof or will this data be spread among best of breed application providers - and if the latter, how will users take control of their information. How will this data be protected, and if a person stops using a service (for whatever reason) what happens to their data - is it warehoused or is it dumped. Who has the rights if any to this data and who holds the keys?]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/26/internet-creating-a-virutal-pc/feed/ US Government Leads The World In Use of Renewable Energy http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/18/us-government-leads-the-world-in-use-of-renewable-energy/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/18/us-government-leads-the-world-in-use-of-renewable-energy/#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:32:32 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=40 One could easily say that the US Government is one of the most innovative nations in the world when it comes to fostering new technology and creating uses for it. The same organization that brought you a man landing on the moon, the Internet, and geo-satellites (there are many other examples) doesn’t have to prove to anyone what it can do to make truly amazing things happen. Unfortunately, the list of government funded innovations by its employees and government funded researchers are often over shadowed by policy makers who have to make the really tough choices - those that impact peoples lives.Yet with all these amazing accomplishments, there are comparatively few examples where the US Government has made a bold statement that clearly spells out its position about something very sensitive without forcing the nation, its people, or its companies to fall in line. The call for renewable energy need NOT be something this great nation establish by creating a bill and passing it through congress to make everyone comply.Wouldn’t it be amazing if rather than requiring anything from anyone, that the US Government decided not to politic this issue, not call on its people, and certainly not to establish a committee to look into this issue but simply to just move ahead and quietly do it. The statement must be bold. Not just install a few solar cells on the white house (sorry Jimmy Carter), but something much bigger than that. Something so big that as it its people began to piece together the size and scope of the action that it would make a very strong policy statement that would show the world its commitment to what it not only believes in but something that would make its people proud to live in this country.What could this country do to that effect regarding this subject. There are so many things it could do, but just to name a few:Place an internal moratorium on incandescent light bulbs, such that every new bulb replaced in every government building MUST be a compact fluorescent.Install solar panels on every government building with the objective to cut the daily peak power consumption by 1/2.Promote ways to reduce its employees use of non-renewable forms of energy by providing financial incentives for employees who take public transportation, car pool, or purchase and or operate a hybrid vehicle.Being bold should NOT mean the president gets up in front of a group from the press and announces these measures. Rather being bold requires the “results” to do the speaking for themselves. Sure one day the results could come back to those who were instrumental in putting the plan into action, but it is this form of selfless service that make this country great. Every good deed shouldn’t require a press conference, nor should it require an act of God to make it happen. We have responsible individuals in office who collectively represent over 200 million people. When you think of it that way, everyone of them has the ability to champion such a bold move.At some point, everyone in their life does certain things because its right. These people don’t do these things because they are expecting congratulations or a ticker tape parade… Rather, they do these things out of their own need to feel like they, themselves, have done something good and by doing it and feeling the satisfaction of doing it is their only reward. Furthermore, if this reward were all they ever attain that this would still make them entirely happy, satisfied, content.This nation could still lead the world in their use of renewable energy, perhaps the transformation is already taking place and we just don’t see it yet. One can only believe that as amazing as the US Government has proven it can be that even as this is written bold changes are taking place.One thing is for certain, if such bold changes were in the works, it would be followed by a landslide of those wanting to be like them - all of which would come without diplomacy but rather good old “Lead by example!”]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/18/us-government-leads-the-world-in-use-of-renewable-energy/feed/ What do you do in Iowa? - Answer: Nothing? http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/16/what-do-you-do-in-iowa-answer-nothing/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/16/what-do-you-do-in-iowa-answer-nothing/#comments Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:08:45 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=32 We vacationed to Iowa recently to visit family, friends, and relatives. Leaving the confines of the big city and trading it all in for a week long stay out in the country. Our friends questioned us before we left, “Why are you vacationing in Iowa?” as if to say, “What does one do there?” The puzzled looks told us no matter what reason we could possibly give would not provide the basis for such an investment, so to satisfy their curiosity as accurately as possible we just reply, “The object of going to Iowa is to do as little as possible - in other words, nothing.”For the same money as flying and driving to Iowa we could just as easily vacationed in the Keys or St. Lucia which would have also been nice. Perhaps that would also be more in line with what people in the big city view as a “real vacation”. Only one doesn’t travel to Iowa in lieu of traveling to the Keys or St. Lucia as they can’t compare. Sun, ocean, and fun just doesn’t compare with dusty roads, an occasional smell of some animal’s excrement, and generally fresh but otherwise not so fancy food.However with that said, there are some things you can get around my home town that you just cannot get anywhere else. Besides the many friendly faces of nearly 100 aunts, uncles, first and second cozens which primairly are the reason to visit frequently, Iowa does have some pretty amazing eats… You just have to know where to find them. For example you can buy the absolute best bratwursts at “Orly’s Locker”:Orly’s Meat Market & Locker105 N. Main StreetClarksville, IA 50619-2017(319) 278-4514My Take:Their standard brat (not the spicy one) is a local favorite and if you are anything of a connoisseur good luck finding one as good as theirs! Our daughter who loves brats but rarely speaks wolfed down two of them while constantly saying “Me-Yum-Me” (meaning give me more) after finishing each ration. If you bribe Orly’s you might be able to get them to pack a batch in dry ice and overnight an order to you. But beware, as if you are able to get them to do this you might just be hooked and have to order loads more!There is also something to be said about walking through the corn field, picking out the best ears of corn you can find, walking back to the house and husking it out in the grass, then cooking it right up. Fresh sweet corn (just picked) is absolutely tough to beat and if there is one thing that the state of Iowa does not have any lack of it is totally awesome sweet corn. Nearly every farmer grows a few rows of it right up near their house. In fact, if you see a small patch of corn near a house with an electric fence just inches above the ground that is stretched around the patch - the farmer is probably a serious sweet corn fanatic. These same farmers generally put up (freeze) 50 or more quarts of corn each year. So while you buy lame stuff from the store the rest of the year, farmers get to continue eating the best in the world when ever they want.In the country asparagus grows wild along the road and if you love asparagus, you can find it to your hearts content. Just drive along the road in the spring and look for the familiar deep green bush growing up above the weeds in the ditch and you will find arm loads of it. Our favorite is creamed asparagus on toast. Especially when you have fresh white bread from the local bakery. One can easily make a meal out of it! In the spring, mushrooms, the morel type, grow wild in the woods - usually around dead elm trees. All you need is a good walking stick to help you push aside the ground cover to check for these beauties. It tends to be feast or famine with mushroom hunting as you can look and look and get skunked, and then you can happen upon a monster patch where you pick and pick and pick (buckets full) which makes all your hunting worth while. Bring them all back, clean them with fresh water, roll them in flour, and cook them in butter. They make a great addition to any breakfast, lunch, or dinner!Another favorite is a pork fritter at “Pete & Shorty’s”:Pete & Shorty’s113 N Main StreetClarksville, IA 50619(319) 278-4538My Take:You won’t have to take your hat off when you go in and you need not expect anything glamorous, but the pork fritter is as good as there is and unless there is a riot or Clarksville Days going on, you won’t have to wait for a table!When you are not grazing on all this food, take a float down one of Iowa’s many rivers. Canoing in Iowa is very popular as most of the rivers are easily accessible by car, and if you can get someone to help you shuffle vehicles, you can have a car waiting where you plan to take out. Along the rivers you will get to see wildlife, forget about the rat race and the sounds of the city, and take time to hear breeze blow through the trees and the water curl around your paddle. While this is just a sample of what you can do and eat, there is one other average joe place you need to know about when you go to Iowa. That is my absolute favorite pizza place called none other than “The Other Place”:The Other Place821 W Bremer Ave.Waverly, IA 50677(319) 352-4742My Take:Simply Great Pizza! Having lived in New York City and had the best pizza that city has to offer (still the best thin crust pizza I’ve ever had) and also having tasted Chicago’s finest downtown at Uno (finest deep dish, period!), for a small town in Iowa to have pizza this good is uncommon! But you just have to try it out for yourself. Order the combination, you will not be disappointed - Oh, and a beer too! The “OP” as it is called locally is a great place to have a beer or a meal but just don’t forget to at least try the pizza - its very special.As one travels in Iowa you begin to feel the wide open space. As far as the eye can see there is open farmland with a sprinkling of farmhouses and machine sheds. While much of Iowa is not so flat, but rather gently rolling hills, if anything it just allows one to see that much farther. We city dwellers find that in visiting Iowa we need to always do some adjusting as our eyes have grown too used to focusing only 3 or 4 blocks. In Iowa one can see the horizon in all directions. At night, its like the sky opens up and steps closer so you look up at the stars and see this huge sky with uncommonly bright stars while you are enveloped by a seemingly white noise of crickets, frogs, owls, etc.In terms of doing things in Iowa, one could still say it amounts to “nothing”. Least nothing that a person who has lived their whole life in the city could comprehend or ever fully appreciate. My belief is that if one can get a little creative, there are an unlimited number of things to do in Iowa or the country. Best of all, you won’t have someone tailgating and impatiently honking their horn so they can race up to the next stop light that was and still is “red”. In Iowa, everyone just takes their time so the pace is a little slower, they talk a little slower, and frankly things happen a little slower… However in spite of all that, one must say that the people are a little nicer!Miss driving down the road and waving to all the farmers… Who unless they didn’t see you, always wave back!]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/16/what-do-you-do-in-iowa-answer-nothing/feed/ Passive Optical Network Gateway - PONG http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/14/passive-optical-network-gateway-pong/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/14/passive-optical-network-gateway-pong/#comments Thu, 14 Jun 2007 14:35:50 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=24 As building super highways into neighborhoods mutates into extending them into individual homes, fiber, namely passive optical networking (PON), is becoming the technology of choice. However, the means of terminating PON as well as its proper transformation of signals carried over PON into the various forms of telecommunications wiring found within the home (coax, twisted pair, etc.) represents an expensive and time consuming obstacle for today’s network operator installations. Especially since most home wiring creates a traffic jam for the much higher capacity fiber hanging on the side of the home.While a majority of the people today would be more than satisfied with having the super highway that close to their doorstep, the speed bump that takes place at termination will become an increasing issue in the near future - especially as these single HDTV homes become multiple HDTV homes and other devices within the home begin reserving bandwith.The concept of the Passive Optical Network Gateway (PONG) is just an idea at this point to provide a solution to simplify (and dumbify) the installation of standard Optical Network Termination (ONT) while removing the potential for a traffic jam. My belief is that current forms of ONT are just too complex. First of all, ONTs must be powered which causes countless problems in running wires directly into one’s fuse-box during installation (or worst - having to plug something in). Next it must remain powered - meaning it requires some kind of battery backup rated for some number of hours of operation. Only the backup time in many cases only applies to life line phone service rather than data or video service.A PONG, would also greatly impact the aesthetics of optical termination. Today’s ONTs are very large bulky boxes. In fact their physical size calls attention to themselves as not only is this house “special”, but also here is the box singly responsible for all this home’s telecommunications. My belief is that ones home telecommunications system should be as inconspicuous as possible - invisible would be ideal! Why? Because you don’t want people messing with it and if such a nerve center is calling attention to itself than that invites problems of the kind that nobody ever wants (tampering, theft, cutting). Ideally, all telecommunications should be buried and enter ones home in the same way water and sewer does - which prevents anyone outside the home from accessing it. Today’s outside the home termination boxes are just too risky and place too much faith in the good intentions of people that no one other than authorize service personnel will access it. The reason for this is that they are made with the preconceived notion that parts inside them will eventually fail so service people need access to them - that is why they are placed where they are and why everything within them is modular plug-n-play (for easy swaping out of failed modules). My belief is that ONT should be made so simple as to limit the chance of failure as well as keep it virtually invisible to everyone but the home owner.The challenge of passive termination using PONG includes power for the return laser, connectivity, and justifying the need for a gateway between the home and the fiber. As PONG is just an idea, my intention here is not to have all the answers but will attempt to provide some details here.Because PONG is small and compact, the power needs of it should be naturally small too. Today’s ONTs require 12VDC and draw 15 WATTS of power. A PONG should operate on on 9 volts and incorporate Rapid PHY Selection (RPS) such that its normal operating mode is “low power” and it only switches to high power when devices within the home have something to communicate on the fiber. The combination of these along with using low power silicon should allow a 9 volt battery to power the PONG for a year if the house is completely with out power and has nothing to send - and perhaps something like one month of ongoing telecommunications.Connectivity wise, the PONG would act as a telecommunications bridge from fiber outside the house to the highest available capacity wire within the home - coaxial cable. This form of termination would allow a small amount of coax within the home to act as a backbone for high speed transport which can connect high bandwidth consuming devices such as the Television (TV), media center, residential gateway, etc. while maintaining backwards support (non-interferience) for any signals carried on the coax from an over-the-air TV antenna. The PONG would also support popular home networking protocols like Multimedia over Cable Alliance (MoCA) and others (e.g. HPNA) as needed. The coax backbone would operate as an intermediate high capacity network that links devices to the fiber. Since coax is impractical to connect to a majority of consumer devices and the fact that it doesn’t reach everywhere within a given home, residential gateways and other devices like that would provide ultra secure offshoots from the coax to provide ubiquodous connectivity to consumer electronics (CE) devices that do not feature coax hookups or that require a secure network to operate. In this way, CE devices in the home can use wireless (802.11x), zigbee, power-line, or twisted pair to connect to one another or the Internet without worrying about issues of security or whether they sport the right type of connector.The PONG’s gateway function, while critical to isolating MoCA and other traffic in the home from the fiber need not be a full featured firewall. Instead it should act just slightly smarter than a network bridge. However the importance of an intermediate network within the home that lies between the ultra secure home network and the dirty fiber network cannot be emphasized enough! Intermediate networks provide opportunities for homes to add other security processing equipment such as session boarder control (SBC) functionality to further isolate the home and protect the identity of its users from outsiders. It also provides the means for high bandwidth data to flow between devices with as few encombrances as possible - so the media center can talk to the TV without adding stacks of security overhead to each transmission.Fiber and today’s residential gateways would still have a place in such a network as they would facilitate the security on the wireless network or any other physical medium attached through them as well as protected assets accessed from the coax network through the gateway. However, on the coax backbone within the home or business the transceiver would act as the front line security for such a system (albeit with much less security). The important distinction would be that the amount of coax within the home would be minimum - merely connecting all the televisions as well as the gateway and potentially the media center. Beyond that, it seems reasonable that other technologies could easily facilitate connectivity to a home or business’s other networked devices.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/14/passive-optical-network-gateway-pong/feed/ Finding a needle in a haystack - Search Engine’s Greatest Challenge http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/13/finding-a-needle-in-a-haystack-search-engines-greatest-challenge/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/13/finding-a-needle-in-a-haystack-search-engines-greatest-challenge/#comments Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:54:25 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=38 Google and even Yahoo are becoming increasingly blunt instruments in the search business to the point where finding a needle in a haystack is nearly impossible. The “pure” search engines of old which arguably did a much better job are becoming riddled and encumbered with business rules, processes, and the need for additional ads that taint results based on a multitude of complex variables - all of which have nothing to do with the relevant content found in the results but have everything to do with the order in which the results are displayed.The following itemizes those steps taken by search engines that lead to incorrectly listing content thus preventing me from finding my coveted needle in a haystack. Obviously, this list can also double as a list of things people can do to improve their content ranking no matter how good, mediocre, unattractive, or otherwise irrelevant their content is ahead of more relevant content.“Connections”:One of the more “gray” areas of search engine result rankings is that of how connected any given website or domain is with a particular search engine. Examples of connections include: advertising, content sharing, use of site search or payment gateway services, or other higher level partnerships. The extent of these connections can make no difference in a page’s position within certain search results or make all the difference in the world (for example all a given page to rank within the top 5 items listed in the search results). A lot of that has to do with the extent of the relationship. Search engines can typically get away with one or two anomalies within the first page and potentially have other “seeded” results occur in subsequent pages but in less sporadic fashion for (ah-hem) less money.Advertising:An indirect benefit of advertising is that it increases the global awareness of your website as well as the particular web page that is accessed via the advertising. While one need not pay to have people visit your web site, these paid links actually place your website in favorable standing with search engines. Since advertising can impact a whole domain, any other domains that are stacked on top of the first domain get the benefit of increased traffic.Reputation:Reputation is a pretty subjective factor in search results, but it represents the only realistic way that a webpage with only a sentence description of the content gets listed before a much more descriptive page with correct titles and external relevant reference links. Many times the most relevant pages on a given subject are not found within the first page worth of search results. Only the reason for this has nothing to do with the content of these lower ranked pages and everything to do with their less than well known domain.Location:Location of keywords is used extensively in ranking pages listed in search engine results. The following is a list of attractive positions in order of most attractive position to least attractive position: domain, add-on domain, URL, beyond “?” within URL (x.x.com/page?keyword=another key word), title of page, between the main header tag or largest font sized tag (<h1></h1>), multiple times within the body, within the body, within link resources within the body (especially those links with keywords in them that link to other web sites), and within ALT sections. The results of this objective analysis of a page often get trumped by other criteria.Robots.txtA small file called robots.txt is a key file sought after by search engines. This file which should be located in the root or main directory of your website provides guidance to search engines telling them which areas of your site NOT to index as well as which search engines (if any) should NOT index your site. If this file is missing, search engines will still scan your website but you will see lots of errors from search engines attempting to obtain this file that is not there. The significance of this file is that it can promote the search engine to engage in an activity called “deep crawl” which allows more of your web site to be indexed thus providing your site with more leverage in the reputation area. The same can be said of “favicon.ico” however this small image file is not required of search engines but is required by most of the popular browsers.Penalty Box:Building the perfect website and writing something that is pertinent and useful is more difficult that one is lead to believe. When websites or specific web pages break the rules or bend them slightly in order to trick search engines into obtaining a higher listing, it places search engines into a gray area where they must decide where (if at all) to place such pages in the listing. Some search engines penalize websites or web pages that use such tricks (e.g. repeating words) but this is a moving target and the most innovative websites are often one or two steps ahead of search engine software development.Off-The-Page Factors:Additional data is factored into where a page shows up in the results of a search that back-door most attempts by webmasters to continually tweak pages in order to achieve the highest possible positioning. One of the most common is called “link analysis” which studies how all pages link to one another in order to provide a more favorable listing position or less favorable position if it is determined that the content contains fictional links which attempt to boost a particular page or site’s ranking.Why can’t search engines do a better job? The reason is the same as why email programs can’t do a better job with SPAM, there are just too many creative people out there with too much time on their hands thinking and building ways to reverse engineer inferior sites that trick search engines to prioritize their content over more relevant content. The other part of this is that there is clearly a financial reward for attaining high ranking for your web pages in terms of products sold, advertising, etc.Oddly enough, it is the subjective data (relying on content produced by third parties) that provide the greatest challenge for search engines. While this is the very content that users visiting their search engines are seeking to find, it is also this content that is so laced with malformed and corrupt data that it represents an ongoing challenge to not expose and differentiate unrelated information in the search results. So the search engine’s task becomes one of walking the line between continuing to find ways to make money while providing search results that are either “good enough” or just less than what they can get away with in terms of manipulating the results. If you look at Yahoo, much of their search results real-estate gets eaten up by “sponsored” content. So rather than manipulating the results, they just give you less of it and more sponsored content. In the case of Google, there are fewer sponsored links but what they give up in sponsored links they get back in merely reordering the search results to best satisfy their paying clients.Claw-Back the Untainted Search EngineAt some point, the results of search engines like Yahoo and Google become so cluttered with ads and irrelevant content from resulting business deals that their underlying utility and purpose comes into question. Just give me great search results and do it better than anyone else. The original Google was “just” a great search engine… But in growing up so fast (perhaps too fast for its own good), it would appear that “bigger” is forcing it to be more of a Yahoo to the point where other than the home page of the where searches are initiated, it would appear they are attempting to do the exact same thing.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/13/finding-a-needle-in-a-haystack-search-engines-greatest-challenge/feed/ Finding High Tech Talent - What’s Missing and NOT Matching? http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/12/finding-high-tech-talent-whats-missing-and-not-matching/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/12/finding-high-tech-talent-whats-missing-and-not-matchinion would make good passive optical network gateways. Emphasis needs to be placed on smarter passive optical termination.Transceivers are essentially medium converters and are used extensively in networking because of all the different types of physical medium used to interconnect devices. In its infancy, transceivers were critical in the adoption of Ethernet as they were simple add on devices which converted Attachment User Interface (AUI) connections to 10baseT Ethernet, FDDI, etc.Coax an Early LeaderCoax has long been used within the home to connect antennas to televisions, satellite dishes to televisions, VCRs to televisions, and cable services to televisions. While coax wire is bulky, has awkward screw-on connections, and its splitter network is very low-tech, this physical medium has enormous bandwidth potential, is very common within the home, and (perhaps most important) it is most often located near the largest bandwidth consuming device within the home (the Television). In fact, coax is the only physical medium currently within the home best suited to handle the demands of multiptive search firms. Employers list their job openings with multiple listing services, engage with executive search firms, and also post their jobs on their own websites. Advertising is placed where ever there are consistent eyeballs related to jobs, job hunting, professional training, career counseling, and higher education.What do they all have in common? They all have databases of talent (resumes) and also databases of jobs. Monster claims to have over 25 million resumes in their database. Executive search firms have anywhere from 40-100 thousand (or more) clients in their database. All together we are talking about information and resumes on over 50 million people - which represents a very small percentage of the overall population actively looking for jobs. Meaning we have only just begun to tap into this market. However, a major problem is brewing in this business. The problem is related to matching jobs with available talent or if there isn’t such a match, finding the right match. Finding matches can be accomplished by employers actively searching resumes, posting jobs for people to find and apply to these jobs, or automated services that attempt to relate qualified candidates with job openings and then notify either party. The common limitation of all these approaches is that they suffer from inadequate data and or follow through. Finding a suitable candidate for a job isn’t so simple and goes well beyond matching words found in resumes and job descriptions or even filtering by location which is the extent of many job sites. For example, a job posting seeking a software developer for company specializing in routers may overlook a candidates having development experience with Interface Message Processors (IMP)s even though the modern day router is a descendant of the IMP. It is this history of all things which make the task of matching job functions with qualified candidates unsustainable.To solve such problems, you really need to understand the history of the skills you are seeking as well as the hierarchy of the organization the position is to become a member of. So finding hierarchical relationships among technologies within a given sector can provide clues in relating similarly skilled individuals even if the words they used to describe their job qualifications don’t match. Similarly, the hierarchy of job titles or positions within the company provided clues in relating job responsibilities with the areas of management or technical specialization.This method would seem to go against more astute tools like latent semantic analysis (LSA) and other thesauri or natural language driven techniques to match similarities in different bodies of text. However, LSA is best applied to text that is bound by its roots within a given language (e.g. English) rather than that which can only be related through establishing each technology’s own unique historical evolution. The fact that each technology evolves independently creates problems for job sites in that this fact can limit the “technology window of applicability” for which their resumes within them will apply to currently listing jobs. So, essentially after some period of time technology (and the language used to describe it) will evolve rendering all the resumes within that window unusable or unmatchable to the language used by current job postings.Its like the year 2000 bug inherent in all web sites containing static information. Eventually, like anything else it will become outdated. Only in this case, all resumes using a common word of the day will become a casualty of their use of an over hyped word that lost its momentum. Building a technology hierarchy can prevent these stale resumes from falling off into oblivion and its only a matter of time before real businesses begin offering this data (relationships) as plug-in brains for your search engines to find related words some number of deviations from their desired word.If these relationships are built with any level of attention to detail we could see an authoritative source allowing us to determine not only the evolutionary hierarchy of a term but also who is responsible for “coining” the phrase or inventing the new terminology, when such terminology was introduced (what year and where), what discipline did it come from (is it software related, hardware related, etc.), what industry is it synonymous with (insurance, medical, educational, telecom, cable, etc.), and what it eventually mutated into (if anything). Search specific uses could also be implemented for example when searching for related words perhaps you only want to go back some number of levels (deviations) or years. In this way, the word list returned would be all relevant words that could be used to describe your desired skill within the time-frame you believe is still relevant to what your business deems usable. Since each business works at different levels in the technology evolution, it stands to reason that a company on the cutting edge would have a more narrow focus than some company who provides service and support for older technology. However both companies would find this “term evolution service” useful as it puts them in touch with real candidates with relevant skills that would not have otherwise surfaced as potential candidates.Knowing what industry or discipline could also filter what extent of the term’s evolution is traversed. Ideally, where you submit your requests for information from (what company or what country) would provide some guidance here, however these could also be supplied in the request to help limit the scope of responses.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/12/finding-high-tech-talent-whats-missing-and-not-matching/feed/ National Video Franchise [check], Whats Next for Telecom and Video? http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/national-video-franchise-check-whats-next-for-telecom-and-video/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/national-video-franchise-check-whats-next-for-telecom-and-video/#comments Sun, 10 Jun 2007 16:07:38 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=35 If there is one thing that telephone companies have done successfully over their history it has been their ability to lobby. Take the most recent squabble over these local video franchises which provide a kind of right of passage to offer video services to communities. Over the past year telecom has flexed its political lobbying muscle and has definitely got the ball rolling. While not achieving the coveted national franchise, the next best thing was accomplished - a victory in state wide video franchises. The question is, what is next for telecom and video?Certainly the state wide video franchises that telecom has achieved thus far has to be considered a huge success in streamlining the red tape in their offering video services to residential consumers. This achievement leveraged their industry leading representation on capital hill where it is believed they have a 2-1 advantage over every other telecommunications organizations.While the statewide video franchise gives telecom some freedom to operate, they still face an uphill battle in wrestling away consumers from cable operators as well as these large metropolitan wireless networks under construction. Especially those who happily subscribe to the triple play (Voice, Video, and Data services). Luckily, there isn’t really much threat from wireless networks providing any kind of competitive video service (yet) so only the lead built by the cable industry’s growing triple play offering remains formidable.It seems unlikely that telecom is going to battle head to head with other providers for triple or quad play supremacy. Their approach thus far in video has been unparalleled. Beginning with their deployment of Internet protocol television (IPTV) and fiber to the home (FTTH) combined with their lobbing to change the red tape in achieving video franchises show their willingness to both innovate and change the rules in route to spending large sums of money to offer video services in a big way. Certainly telecom’s history of offering video services is one they would all like to forget. These past offerings of video in isolated instances have lacked committment (even though they did end up spending large sums of money). However never before has success been so critical as it is today.Its worth noting here that even if telecom makes a muti-billion dollar mistake, they still have the cash to recover (albeit to the detriment of shareholders). Other smaller providers who engage in similar efforts have much less leeway - so as the money commitment increases, their chance for failure must decrease significantly. It has been said that a 20 million dollar mistake may only be a small speed bump for a telecom operator where as it would be a disaster to a smaller operator and could lead to layoffs.In the case of Verizon, their charging into FTTH in spending nearly 20 billion is a bold move and unsurpassed in the industry. The key to Verizon’s strategy is that it is unlikely that once a communications provider has run fiber to the home, it is unlikely that Wall Street will finance another provider to run a second fiber into that home. This places Verizon into a very strong competitive advantage. While not immediately, but within the next 3-5 years as bandwidth demand exceeds the capabilities of twisted pair, coax, and hybrids of either.AT&T has taken a different approach in betting on IPTV and a hybrid fiber/twisted pair combination to address the video needs of subscribers. While A&T’s services can provide up to 25Mbps of bandwidth into each home, the shelf life of such a service begins to weaken as early as next year as the demand for HDTV and multiple HDTV streams into the home become more common - thus placing stress on their delivery system.In 3-5 years, the number of HDTV channels will surpass those of standard digital television services which will be on the decline. This increase in HDTV channels and its associated bandwidth will cause problems for traditional forms of broadcast video services. Instead of 300 standard definition channels, you will be looking at more than 200 HDTV interactive channels which use rich media piped in through available data bandwidth. The combination will make for not only an extremely powerful media experience but also one that is 2-3 times that of what a normal HDTV stream of today consumes. The HDTV DVR will also contribute to an increase in HDTV streams into the home.Look for telecom to again change the rules for delivering such entertainment. The cleanest way to do this today is to start with consumer electronics (CE) manufacturers to produce media equipment which can make full use of the available bandwidth via standards based protocols and equipment while cutting out the age old set top box (STB). This would greatly reduce the installation costs of telecoms while giving consumers more options in terms of equipment. A key to making this work is allowing operators real-estate within these devices or within the standards produced guide such that they can brand and control their own interactive program guide as well as the other services that may be launched from it. Look for telecom to also increase their lobbying efforts to change rules to permit other aspects of video services to be regulated as the more regulated services are, the the better chance of the telecoms winning a lion’s share of the available consumers. One example may be to require that channel line ups and potentially certain analog or digital services remain available through the digital transition. Such changes would impose new red tape on incumbents while giving telecom a level playing field on which to offer similar services. The increase in regulation would also narrow the opportunities for incumbents to innovate their way out of the stalemate.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/national-video-franchise-check-whats-next-for-telecom-and-video/feed/ The Maid Who Really Cleaned Up http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/the-maid-who-really-cleaned-up/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/the-maid-who-really-cleaned-up/#comments Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:14:47 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=34 Having a maid can have a status symbol feel to it. In a job negotiation with a past employeer there was going to be a corporate apartment included in the agreement as well as a maid service because the apartment was going to be occasionally shared with out of town employees who were visiting the company’s headquarters. The maid service was pretty basic, once a month full cleaning. Having never had a maid before, this was a completely new experience for me. Especially that first time coming home to the prestinely cleaned apartment. But this thrill was short lived.The first maid to have ever made my aquaintence was never actually physically met. Although she picked up all my cloths, changed all my linens, scrubbed my kitchen and bathrooms, and swept and mopped all my floors she was in and out before my work day had ended. The maid service was coordinated through an approved list of maid services with the building where my apartment was located. It was easy to set up, simply call down to the front desk, ask for the list of recommended maids, call them and schedule an appointment for a quote, and then set up a regular day and time each month for the maid to come. Additionally, the maid service is given authorization to sign for a temporary key to the apartment on the days they are requested to come. As these days and times are scheduled in advance, the building keeps track of this along with the key signature card at the front desk so the maid couldn’t just come on an off day without getting authorization.It was a treat to come home to a prestine apartment, not just how it was left, but absolutely cleaner than it was left. Having never experienced this before, it made me feel spoiled for the first time. Having come home to a cleaned house was pretty nice too, a house just never seems to get as clean as an apartment. This apartment was spotless and living alone meant it stayed pretty much that way for the better part of the month until the next time when it was due to be cleaned again. After several months of this luxury living, one begins to get used to it. You get used to the same maid and even notice the difference between one maid and another. Some are just consistantly good, while others do a good job too, but they just miss little things you notice. Like a piece of hair on the floor that isn’t yours, or a rug that wasn’t shook out. Nothing too big, but just a tad bit anoying if you have grown accustomed to the place being spotless.One evening after work on Friday during a quick stop off at the apartment to drop off some things and change to go out the place looked a little sloppy. The maid was to come on that day however the rugs weren’t cleaned yet all my change on the table was neatly stacked up in piles (usually it was just set aside neatly), and the floor looked only partially clean. Just before leaving, in checking my wallet for cab money there didn’t seem to be enough to cover so it was decided to dip into a small reserve stashed away in my underware drawer. There placed in between some underware was some emergency money - only a couple hundred dollars cash and some traveler checks for an upcoming trip. However, in digging thorugh the drawer for the money it seemed to be missing. In fact on more thurough examination the travelers checks seemed to be missing too. Had they fallen out of the drawer were they moved? After rifeling through the whole drawer every bit of cash and travelers check was missing, yet my camera was still were it was, stereo and other items of arguably greater value were still there. Only the money was gone.A call to the front desk offered an additional clue. The maid checked out the key at 1 pm as scheduled, but checked it back in only an hour and a half later and in so doing reported that when she entered the apartment the door was already open. The man at the front desk recorded additional notes about this as it was building policy that if anyone (even building maintenance) goes to an apartment with a key only to find the door open, they are to (under no conditions enter the apartment) but rather return immediately to the front desk to report it. Essentially, the building policy states that entering an apartment whose door was left open or unlocked places that person at great personal risk and liability for anything that may or may not be wrong in that apartment. Why the maid had done this (enter the “supposedly” opened apartment), let alone try to clean (albeit only partially) the apartment puzzeled me.Perhaps a more realistic story is that she entered the “locked” apartment using the key she signed for and checked out at the front desk, she proceeded to clean the aparment, in the process of organizing all the loose change on the kitchen table she thought, maybe there is some other money laying around in here and went searching for it. Then after digging through my underwear drawer, she found it, collected all her things, checked the key back in with a phony story, and then took the afternoon off to go on a shopping spree. The thought crossed my mind that she could have called someone to come up to the room and remove the money so it would not technically be her that actually stold the money. However, the door men at the aparment cover all doors and they know all the residents so you couldn’t just walze off the street and attempt to walk through the lobby to the elevators without the door men asking if they can help you and otherwise stop you.The front desk of my building was extremely helpful and provided all the maid service information, the name of the maid who signed for the key, and offered to call the police. As it was late, the best option would be to call the police in the morning as it wasn’t going to make any difference to take care of this right at that moment. Meanwhile, a call to american express to cancel the checks proved useless as there is no electronic verification system used when cashing their checks. So as long as they weren’t yet signed (which they were not), they just as well be cash as anyone could use them and american express had no way to stop payment on any of them nor did they have any way to know how many of them had been cashed yet. A message was also left with the maid service about the incident but since their office hours are only during the week they probably won’t be getting this message until the following monday.Called the police the next morning who came out to the apartment to gather additional information. They were provided with all the travelers check numbers and would be receiving a copy of the cashed checks as soon as they were sent from American Express. As it turned out, the women who signed for the key to the apartment was pregnate and because of that she would not be asked to take a lie detector test. However, as it was reported she did offer to take it only because of the liabilities, the police didn’t want to proceed with that option. In this case again, while it looked like the maid was cooperating, she knew well the police policy regarding her medical condition so she could use that will still appearing to be cooperative.Also heard back from maid service on monday who was very concerned about the reported theft. They informed me they would discuss this with the maid, put her on probation from doing new jobs, and get back to me with the results from their discussion with her. However, their feedback was that the maid claimed she didn’t do anything wrong and that the door was found open. When the maid service was asked about the building policy they were unaware this was the case and said they have been servicing that building for several years now with no incident. So due to these facts, the maid service said they would not pay for any damages and that the police should be used to find who left my door open.American Express produced copies of the signed checks - all of which were cashed the afternoon of the cleaning between the time the maid signed back in the key and stores closed that evening. They were cashed at stores within a few blocks of the apartment building. In one case, the check was stamped with the date and time the check was cashed at Centry 21 which would have security cameras around the cashiers. This should allow the police to obtain either a sketch or good picture of the person cashing these checks. This would have allowed criminal charges being placed on the maid if she matched the physical description of the security cameras.The NYC police never followed up on these checks to the point were they could have requested security camera tapes from Centry 21 and Modells. Since cashing a travelers check is a longer transaction (not a simple Visa swipe) it would allow several frames of video as well as looks of the person cashing these checks while they show their photo ID, etc. As the people working police investigations took vacations and time kept ticking without any progress, the next best thing to do seemed to put pressure on the maid service. In obtaining paperwork for filing in small claims, and from what I knew about the progress (what there was of it) in the police investigation, it was enough to put pressure on the maid service who was bonded to cover just such claims. With future business and continued relations with my building at stake, it was figured they would settle. This proved to be the best decision.The maid service was made aware that independently of the police investigation into the possible criminal activity of one of their maids, a claim would be filed in small claims against their service for their failure to follow building policy in order to recover the lost money which disappeared between a time they were the only ones who had signed for a key and all the checks were cashed between the time their maid signed back in the key. Two days later their attorney called with an offer to settle for all the cash amount and half of the traveler’s checks amount in exchange for not proceeding with the small claims case. The maid service’s lawyer claimed that since the checks were not signed meant that they were not totally responsible - which was true. Only my response to that was, it wasn’t as if the checks were laying out in the open on the kitchen table. Rather, they were burried in the underware drawer and since the maid service didn’t include doing the laundry, what business do they have rifiling through my drawers. We settled for 90/10 in that they paid 90% of the costs of the travelers checks plus 100% of the lost cash in exchange for my dropping the case.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/10/the-maid-who-really-cleaned-up/feed/ Friends Never Forgotten – A living memory of Kevin http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/08/friends-never-forgotten-%e2%80%93-a-living-memory-of-kevin/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/08/friends-never-forgotten-%e2%80%93-a-living-memory-of-kevin/#comments Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:35:16 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=29 My first introduction of Kevin came in preschool. We were the oldest kids in the class, nearly a year older than the youngest and for the most part 6 or more months older than the balance of the class. We prided ourselves on building large castles out of cardboard brick blocks with walls taller than we were. Other kids in the class all wanted to come into our castle but every time someone squeezed through the doorway undoubtedly it lead to the crashing down of the blocks and one of the classmates getting hurt.After preschool, the class was divided up and my contact with Kevin decreased to a point were for many years it was nonexistent. While we still knew of each other and would say hi to each other in the halls there just had not been enough contact to allow anything in common to bring us back together. That all changed during one of later years in high school at a church softball game we were re-united. Softball became the catalyst that brought us together and we played many softball games together. That summer if we weren’t driving to Frederica, Denver, Tripoli, or Readlyn to play softball we were driving around town or playing 500 with his dad in the evenings. Playing cards was a very regular past time in his family and the number of friends who congregated at Kevin’s folks place to play cards made it that much more fun. The people attending these card games made the evening entertaining no matter whether you were winning or losing. Kevin became once again a great friend and while we didn’t talk much, he was someone you could count on.During our later years in high school we also would work in the fields together over the summer months detasseling or rouging corn. Kevin and his brother made this whole experience at least tolerable. One weekend near the end of this seasonal work, we arranged to go canoeing down the Cedar River. On this particular trip we had invited a couple workmates to join us in Amy and Kris. With arrangements all set, canoes in the truck, and drinks cooling we went to pick up Amy and Kris only to find out that they seemed to have a different idea of canoeing. Evidently, Amy and Kris viewed this trip as a simple picnic rather than an afternoon on the river. While they were all decked out with river worthy shoes etc, they began to question our intentions. Unfortunately, Kevin didn’t help things out much as the only thing he was responsible to buy was drinks and while he did throw two cans of soda on the top of the ice, the balance of the cooler was filed with a case of Old Milwaukee. Since the soda was not diet as requested, one of the women dug down into the cooler to find that it was chucked full of beer which was enough for them to officially bail out on the trip.So, we left Amy and Kris and decided to go out on our own. Kevin’s mom offered to drop us off at the sleighburg bridge north of town which would make for a good 4 hour trip or less depending on how fast we paddled. We put in around noon and toasted to the beautiful sunny day by drinking our first ice cold Old Mil. It went down smooth as we floated beyond the sounds of the highway and into the quiet surrounds of the river bottom. About the time we reached Cedar Bend, which boarders the river near the edge of town the beer had disappeared and was now rolling around as empty cans within the boat. It was also evident to us by that time that in leaving Amy and Kris behind that we no longer had any food with us other than a couple small bags of chips – so our balanced diet for the day was 2 bags of chips, 2 sodas, and a case of Old Mil… We were also taking regular pit stops to cool off and swim as well as relieve ourselves from all the beer. Just after Cedar Bend on one of these pit stops we both seemed a bit wobbly. We weren’t ourselves and the outside noises seemed to blur into just barely hearing each other talk which also seemed to be a little slower than normal.Upon carefully boarding the canoe and shoving off from shore, we both looked at each other and agreed that we were slightly buzzed and that we should be careful not to capsize the boat for we didn’t want to lose all the deposit money from the beer cans rolling about inside the boat. However, now cleanly off the sandbar our first stroke of the paddle evidently was on the same side of the boat which tipped it just enough to one side that we both were instantly dumped us head first into the river. We quickly jumped up, caught the boat, and rolled it back over. Surprisingly, while the canoe was completely filled with water and pulling us downstream, not one beer can was missing. Call it a small miracle given our state at the time. We carefully dumped out the excess water, boarded the canoe, and proceeded to paddle more gently down the river. As town approached the water began to slow because of the effect of the dam a couple miles ahead. While we still had about a half mile to go to get to Kevin’s house (which was very close to the river), we just began to run out of energy. Each stroke drained us that much further to the point where it was downright painful to paddle. We began to switch hands often and take long pauses between strokes but the pace was very slow.Luckily, a motor boat came by and we requested a tow. We explained that we just couldn’t paddle anymore and needed some assistance. The owners of the boat threw us a line and as we tied it to the canoe they noticed all the empty beer cans and commented that we must be having a good time. We replied that we did but that time is long past, and now we just want to go home. The boat pulled us back to the dock where we dragged the canoe ashore and walked up the hill to Kevin’s place to get the truck. Typical of Kevin’s place in the summer, they were entertaining friends outside and asked how we were and where did we canoe from. One of us said we canoed from Waverly to Iowa which was met with a roar of laughter from the guests.Beyond high school, everyone went their separate ways and we’d occasionally get together during breaks or see each other around town. Occasionally there would be a party and Kevin would come but we lost touch of each other again. Kevin had left the farm he had worked since after community college and had moved back to our home town to start his own farm. Our last meeting was brief as he attended a party of mine, got sick, and spent the evening bending over a chair. We never talked to each other beyond saying hello when he walked in and we didn’t say goodbye when he left. He just disappeared as the party wrapped up.Weeks after that night, my mother calls me on the phone to tell me that one of my friends from high school has taken his life. Kevin’s body was found outside his folks home where we all played cards together. He’d shot himself with a shotgun one evening and was found by his dad after they had come home from something. We also later found out that someone had gone out to Kevin’s farm which was just outside of town to find that many of his animals were dead and others were near starving. It must have been like his whole world was closing in on him.You wonder what people are thinking about when they take their own life. Was there another way out for Kevin and he just didn’t see it? What could he have done differently to still be with us today? While these questions may never be answered, you could see the kinds of friends he had from those who attended his funeral.While each person builds their own castle throughout their life, it’s the people they let squeeze into it and spend time with that makes all the difference. To Kevin the card and softball player, avid hunter and sportsman, and good friend – you will always be remembered.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/08/friends-never-forgotten-%e2%80%93-a-living-memory-of-kevin/feed/ Armed Robbery - The one that got away http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/07/armed-robbery-the-one-that-got-away/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/07/armed-robbery-the-one-that-got-away/#comments Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:37:59 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=28 Working at a gas station in a large city exposes you to a wide variety of people. Some people you see frequent enough to know their cigarette brand before they need to remind you, some are so friendly that they hang around for hours because they you are like their bar tender (locked behind a counter with nothing better to do), and there are others whom you have never seen before who you can only wish you had never met. This is a true story of a robbery that took place and lessons learned from this experience.As part of a “get friendly with your neighborhood” initiative at Texaco, the 1 inch of bullet proof glass that spanned the counter between the cashier and customers was removed and only the semi circular slot in the counter-top where money and receipts were exchanged remained. Regular customers were so used to throwing their cash and credit cards in the slot that even with the plexiglass removed they instinctively continued to use the slot for all exchanges. This initiative had its good points and during the day made for much closer personal contact with customers - only at night the missing shield was uncomfortable at times. Still, working at the Texaco station was good money for college standards as it was easy to still work 35 hours or more a week while keeping a full load of college classes - occasionally it was so slow that quite a bit of studying could be accomplished during the evening shift.Having worked at the station for over a year, everything was familiar. Customers were familiar, busy times were familiar, even working all the different shifts was familiar. It was so familiar working there that even substituting at other Texaco stations was easy and it was practiced fairly frequent when school or holiday schedule allowed. So needless to say, seeing strange things happen at many different stores there was very little that truly came as a surprise any more. Yet all that was about to change…One afternoon shift at the most familiar store, things got busy. Not just a little busy but crazy busy. The gas was being pumped non-stop for over 2 hours. The station had 8 different pumping stations which meant that one had to keep track of eight different people pumping (to ensure they didn’t try to drive off without paying) while at the same time handling street traffic for cigarettes, candy, soda, oil, etc. While all this business came and went without a hitch, the only casualty was that several important cash drops were missed. Drops are when the cashier takes cash from the drawer, puts it in an envelop, and stuffs it into a small slot in the safe. Since each envelop is numbered it can count up as easy as cash at the end of the night without the risk of keeping it the drawer. Only with the crazy busy time, a quick glance at the drawer forced a panic to widdle down the drawer as fast as possible. Cashiers were schooled to keep no more than $100 in the drawer but due to the sustained business at rush hour what is taught is not as easily practiced without missing something like a drive off or people paying for each others pump. In this particular instance the drawer was several times what it was supposed to be.As drops proceeded at a feverish pace, the day was beginning to wind down. The lot had completely emptied and there was plenty of time to widdle down the drawer to $100 which was well on the way. Suddenly, a new customer entered the store so the attention of making drops shifted to helping the customer. The customer was a true stranger, never seen him before yet he was greeted just as anyone else. There was no response from the greeting, just a blank stare as he walked in and proceeded to look about the small inside waiting area. The store was tiny and divided into two sections - one consisting of about a 12 foot by 9 foot enclosure that was otherwise packed with coolers, candy racks, and shelves of oil and antifreeze for customers. Adjacent to the customer area was a counter behind which was a space half the size which is where the clerk stood. After a couple minutes, the customer was asked if there was anything he needed help finding. While he didn’t look clueless, there are some people that don’t know the difference between washer fluid and antifreeze so it was worth asking but otherwise the store is so tiny such a comment is more comical than meaningful. The man’s response was a quiet, “no” but he didn’t seem like he was leaving. Rather he seemed to be looking around for something. A short while later he made his way to the door but without buying anything which was a little annoying so it was uttered jokingly, “Must of been a tough decision!” which almost generated a smile as he left the store.Work turned back to dropping money which was over half done. In another minute or two the drawer would be under $100. However suddenly my attention was disrupted by the dropping of a bag of ice into the slot and the door slamming shut. Looking up from the bag of ice my fingers instinctively punched in 79 cents into the cash register and my eyes turned to the customer to utter the words, “that will be 79 cents please.” Only the customer wasn’t reaching for their wallet. In fact they just stood there staring at me - it was the same man who was just in the store - the one who seemingly couldn’t make up their mind over the choice of a half a dozen items in over 5 minutes. After a brief pause with no response from the customer, he was asked again (heck, perhaps he was partially deaf too), “That will be 79 cents, you know - American money”. Our eyes met but he just stared back at me and then momentarily looked down and then right back at me. In the transition, my eyes broke away from the man’s eyes and glanced down at his jacket which was partially conceiling a silver gun pointed at me. “Oh”, pause as what was happening finally began to settle in… “So” pause… “I guess it is YOU that wants money”. Can you believe it? It was armed robbery taking place and the gun was pointed at me.The man reached into his pocket , threw a brown paper bag into the slot, and said, “Give me all your money and keep your hands where I can see them”. Damm, if only he could have waited another minute more this loser would have gotten squat - maybe $50 in cash - hardly gas money… But this guy hit the jackpot! The register was opened and the process of digging out the bills commenced beginning with the big bills. The money was stuffed into the paper bag as it was pulled out of the drawer. If only one could freeze time enough to say just a second while I press the panic button. The idiots at Texaco placed it so far under the counter that one would literally have to kneel down and reach half an arms length under the counter to press the button. Instead, it was on to the 10s, 5s, and 1s - all of which was disgusting as it was well over the prescribed drawer limit. Not being experienced in being robbed, my inexperience lead to the question “Do you want the silver, referring to the quarters, dimes, etc.” but the response was “Only the cash, now hand it over”. Once the cash was all in the bag, it was returned to the man.Cash in hand, the man stuffed the bag into his jacket pocket and pulled his gun out slightly further from its original partially concealed location. He motioned to me to now, back away from the counter. Thoughts raced through my mind - either this guy was worried about me pouncing on him or he was just going to seek a clean shot to waste me for spite. After all, he’d got nothing but crap from me after my initial greeting. “Keep backing up” was the next command which took me past the door way into the store room yet in clear site of the gun - an easy shot for any amateur. However with the next step, a thought crossed my mind that a quick jump would place a cement wall between me and the gun - or at least the worst that could happen was he shoot my legs or feet (but no vitals). On the next step back, the opportunity was too good to pass up - a leap commenced. At the same time a broom handle was grabbed but the sound of the front door slamming shut followed by feet running could be heard outside. Racing back to the counter, the panic button was finally pushed and then began the long wait for the Calvary.About 15 minutes later regular customers began coming into the store to buy stuff and the pumping stations began filling up with customers wanting gas. It was still somewhat light out and while we weren’t closed the feeling of familiar was suddenly completely gone. Rather the question was, “What now?” One of the regular customers came in wanting cigarettes and was surprised that his cancer sticks weren’t presented to him with the speed and efficiency he was accustomed. Finally, after some pause and deliberation, the option was made to him, which was made up on the fly… If you have “exact change” you can have these cigarettes but ONLY if you have “exact change”… Else, come back tomorrow. Not so elegant, but it was the only option available in my mind… Where the heck is the Calvary when you need them? What is taking them so long? The customer saw me noticeably disturbed… He immediately asked, what’s the matter, did someone rob you or something. My response was, “Well” pause… “Actually, that is exactly what has happened, so please just come back tomorrow.” Instead, they said “Here’s $2 for the cigarettes, you can keep the change - oh, and good luck to you buddy.” Gee thanks!After a half an hour of waiting, my eyes caught the glimpse of a policemen strolling across the street from another store to enter the station. He asked, “How are you and what seems to be the problem?” as he explained that he had been observing the store for some time and didn’t see anything wrong. My response was, “There has been a robbery so things are just a tad unfamiliar to me at the moment.” The policeman was amazing. Instantly, he took charge and started barking out orders. “Shut off the lights and lock the doors, you must close the station immediately.” My next question was, “What about the customers at the pump?” His response was, “Shut off all the pumps, I’ll take care of them.” At which point he walked out the door and took charge outside as well by informing the customers the store is closing and that they needed to pay him what they owed rounding out the money as best they can. Within minutes the place was dark and the lot was clear.When the policeman returned, he asked to lock the door behind him and then came up to the counter and asked me to tell him exactly what happened. After that, he told me to call the store manager and tell him what happened. The store manager works the early morning shift so he was asleep at the time. The call was brief! “We’ve been robbed and the police are here investigating, is there anything you want me to do.” The store manager’s first response was, “What?” and their next was “Well, how much did they get?”. My response was “They got too much, as we were just recovering from rush hour.” He told me to call him in the morning, but before we hung up it occurred to me that there was no question as to my status so just to be thorough my conversation ended with, “Just in case you are wondering, everything is OK and no one was harmed” before we both hung up. Pretty sad that he was worried more about the store than his employees, but “business is business” in the dog eat dog world of clerking at a gas station.By this time two police cars pulled up and they asked me to step outside while one of them searched for prints around the door, bag of ice, and the counter. One of the policemen asked me to tell him what happened but even though this was already explained to the other policemen this man wanted the whole scoop again. Evidently the first policeman was at a lower level. So, we traversed the whole story again but this time with more detailed questions. However, just as this rendition of the story was completing another policeman in plain cloths drove up, walked over to us, and then asked what is going on. He immediately pulled me aside and asked me to tell him the whole store again. He seemed unfazed that the story was explained to two other policemen and said that he needed to know so we sat out on the sidewalk while we discussed it yet again in even more detail. After that, he said to sit tight and that he would be right back. This plain cloths policeman walked back to the store entrance and whistled to the other policemen who also heard my story to join him. After long discussion amongst them, the plain cloths policeman came back to me and said, “Your story checks out and you will not be considered a suspect in this case.” He also informed me that they have my description of the car that was recalled during my discussions with them which was seen out the window after the stranger walked out of the store and didn’t buy anything. Since that was odd to me, it was a good instinct to peek out the door and see where this person was headed. In this case it was to a white ford mercury parked on the side of the station.Moments later, a police car raced up to the gas station saying they had some people pulled over who matched my description and wanted to ask me to attempt to identify them. So we locked the station door and drove around for 45 minutes looking at these people who happened to be driving a white ford mercury. One individual had his family in the car and was asked to walk around in front of a search light to see if they looked familiar to me. It was hard to be put on the spot to identify these people in the dark - especially when there was still some fear and doubt about what this person actually looked like. It was during this drive with a very nice policeman that things changed for me. So many questions were discussed to remember them all, but to the credit of the policeman, he answered them all including their reasoning for their interrogation of me right after the robbery and only then finally canceling me off the list as a possible suspect. Evidently, store clerks have been known to stage a robbery and split the cash with the “robber” after they get away because of the lack of details recounted by the clerk. When the policeman was asked for advice on how to best handle a robbery, he rambled on for a long time.Essentially, robbers only advantage is to strike with fear and surprise. If they do that, there is a better than good chance that they will never get caught. However, if the clerk keeps their cool and doesn’t just stare at the eyes of the robber or the gun (which is the usually the clerk’s default response), the chance of the robber not getting caught is extremely low. The key is for the clerk to keep their eyes moving right to left while they are emptying the cash drawer. With each glance of the robber the clerk should learn something new about them. How tall are they, what color is their hair, what color are their eyes (if possible), any tattoos (which is HUGE), any scares on their face or exposed body parts, what is their build (skinny, medium, heavy), what kind of cloths are they wearing, and if possible, what kind of shoes are they wearing. If clerks are taught this from day one and then this exercise is repeated every so often, the likelihood of them identifying a robber is increased many times.Upon getting dropped off at the station, there was a rude awakening to the night’s events. The inside of the store was covered with graphite that all needed to be cleaned up before morning and my day’s numbers were dismal (as account of the shortage) - so much so that the worksheet was left incomplete with a sad face at the bottom. Working at the station would never be the same again. In that moment all things familiar were no longer so and it was like having to learn a new job all over again. Still, my work continued on there for another several months until school ended and the only other thing that resulted from the whole ordeal was negotiating a small raise and helping educate other clerks about what to do and what not to do.]]> http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/07/armed-robbery-the-one-that-got-away/feed/ Bigfoot Scare – How to twist a childhood curiosity http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/06/bigfoot-scare-%e2%80%93-how-to-twist-a-childhood-curiosity/ http://bahlmann.us/2007/06/06/bigfoot-scare-%e2%80%93-how-to-twist-a-childhood-curiosity/#comments Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:07:09 +0000 intoit http://bahlmann.us/?p=27 If you have read about Bigfoot, or what the Indians call Sasquatch, the older you get the less likely you would believe in it. However, if you read about such a creature with childhood curiosity such readings (especially if there is a remote chance it could be true) brings about a very strong conviction. This is a story of how just such a curiosity could be twisted by a seemingly “harmless prank”.Kids who grow up in the country tend to have a high degree of freedom compared with city kids. Country kids roam the countryside largely unattended and are occasionally left alone at home for brief periods of time during transitions of caretakers such as older siblings to parents. On one of these particular transitions which happen just as it got dark outside, a call came in on the phone. The caller prominently announced themselves as being from the “Bigfoot Early Warning Center” and the reason for the call was that a Bigfoot was sighted in the area and that they were alerting all residents in the vicinity to lock all doors, close all windows, close all blinds, turn on all lights in the house, and hide in a safe place. Residents were also urged not to look into the creature’s eyes to prevent from being hypnotized.While the call lasted only short time, completing the assigned tasks would take even less time as a frightened child races through the house locking every door and window and turning on every light they could find. Just before heading to a safe closet to hide between several long dresses, sounds of large feet stomping could be heard outside. These sounds of this stomping were occasionally combined with high pitched yelping – pretty much everything one reads about but never in a million years dreams they would actually hear in real life. The lights in the house seemed to have little effect in scaring away what evidently was multiple creatures as the sounds were coming from numerous places. In fact, the sounds grew louder and louder to the point where something began beating on the sides of the house and growling. It was enough to make one quiver with fear and worry about what happens if these creatures break into the house – would they be able to open a closet door? The sounds and beating, yelping, and growling went on for several minutes (but to a frightened child it went on for eternity). There were times when an eery quiet instilled during which time one could still hear something moving around or at least sense that what ever was out there had not yet gone away. Quite possibly, what ever was out there could be pressing their face against the window, so the last thing anyone in that situation would want to do is come out of hiding to check and see if the creatures had left. Who knows, perhaps a locked door was missed and now one of these creatures was lurking around inside the house so coming out of hiding would permit one of these creatures to get you.Eventually, these creature sounds were overcome with those of a car driving down the gravel road, slowing, and turning into the drive way. Hopefully someone was arriving home but there was no way to be sure. Eventually there was pounding on the front door, a rattling of | |
